MY CILINDRICAL LIFE

Now we come to another fork in the road and all I can think about is food . Every day it seems we are encumbered by getting thin yet we are initiated by the commercial world to go out and eat the latest seven thousand calorie concoction, usually a hamburger of massive proportions. The advertisements always suggest that if you cannot eat it all then you should bring a large family of pigmies to help enjoy this meal built for at least fifty two people.

I myself want to be thin but not too thin, because when you are too thin then people suggest a rehab. Because when you are too thin then most people think you are bulimic or anorexic, and those people make me want to vomit, and binge on chocolate chip cookies all at the same time. So in a shunt not to be too thin I hit the Protein sauce a little hard and think Adkins or South Beach and then realize if I want to look like a body builder then I will have to purchase black market anabolic steroids which will eventually shrink my man hood and grow hair on my butt.

I know if I truly want to lose weight I must do it the old fashion way diet and exercise, this will accomplish my weight loss goals in just a year or two, but what if I die in six months I don't want to be buried in a piano crate so I will go on a crash diet consisting of 1000 calories 10% carbs 10% fat 10% vitamins 70% Proteins and 6 days of exercise at a minimum 8 hours a day. Leaving me no time to work so I will have to work at a fitness club to be able to do this, but then again who will hire an overweight fitness trainer? No if I want results and want them fast then I will need to do it the new way I will run on a tread mill while receiving lipo suction and tightening my lap band all at the same time. That should be good for instant results.

My one pet peeve however is the fact that many therapists are filling the heads of the obese, that they became this way because mommy and daddy didn't love them. That could not be further from the truth the reason is because they didn't find a better outlet. I myself enjoy writing and recently discovered a way of avoiding overeating, Stay away from the refrigerator. If this doesn't make sense to all of you let me put it in laymen terms, "your too fat, don't eat that."

my struggle with weight loss has given me a new perspective on life, taken me to new depths in the human understanding that if we just stop eating fast food that will take care of a good portion of the problem. However many feel that if we thrust societies point of view that everyone needs to be thin and good looking to be a winner, and then athletes endorse fast food sponsors what kind of rhetorical message are we sending our children. The problem is not in what we see but what we choose to see and our perception how we view the world. Be thin but not too thin.